Face full of web

Going down on a woman with 70'some bush

I thought that chick was hot, but she must have been a hippie or something because I ended up with a face full of web.

by FluffyBob September 17, 2016

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yer ma's face

the ultimate comeback for the typical slag-fest

Person one: "Aye, yer ma"
Person two: "Aye, yer face"
Person one: "Aye, yer ma's face!"

Quality...

by Turtle Genius December 31, 2009

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The Face of the Frog

This is when you have to poop really badly and the tip of the terd is poking out. Similar to turtle-heading, but this is when the terds are softer, not hard like a turtle's shell.

DUDE! I have to get to a bathroom ASAP or you're gonna see The Face of the Frog.

by SuzyMac August 24, 2010

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Steak Face

Opposite of a jerky face

Steak is the best kind of meat, best compliment you can receive. Being a fantastic person.

“You’re so lucky he is such a great boyfriend”

“I know! He’s a total Steak Face”

by trucksmagee December 11, 2019

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funny face

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that's a nice face lol

(it's really polite )

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lady: omg I'm dead you are so hot your damn smile

you again> lady, that's very cool of yours , based 😎😎😎😎.

*smiles again with funny face* 😕😕💯💯💯

by ه ه ل ب December 30, 2021

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