ape shit

To wield two weapons and swing both wildly, not necessarily hitting anything

On "Baldur's Gate" I equiped a barbarian to go completely apeshit.

by Gouki May 31, 2004

king shit

Taking the Biggest Shit Ever

"Honey Get the Kids they gotta see this KING SHIT"
-Your Daddy

by King$hitTaker November 23, 2007

Shit Salad

1. A phrase used to describe when a dog shits in your garden, a garden from which you make salad.
2. A phrase to describe a drama or turn of events that has happened where everyone involved feels as though they've been tossed about.

Geez man! Your dog gave me a shit salad!
Uh oh, this party has turned into a real shit salad.

by kbomb29 June 9, 2009

double shit

The shit received orally by person C in a human centipede consisting of three persons (A, B, and C) joined ass-to-mouth.

That poor girl at the end of the human centipede just got a mouthful of double shit.

by Arc-Royal August 7, 2010

pre-shit

In between food & shit.

Last night I coughed so hard I got a mouthful of pre-shit!

by shornballs September 7, 2007

shit farm

When a female or male hasn't defecated in over a day or so then get sodomized. This action causes the shit it self to be fucked in the process. When the cock is then shitty the receiver of the anal sex then cleans the penis from base to tip through oral.

That bitch was Champ! She shit even shit farmed me!

by Dan the man with the masterplan April 23, 2008

shits and gigs

When one is so high that when one giggles the rectum is forced open by a large amount of force which causes one to spray SHIT from the anus hole to a range of up to 11.6 feet.

sassy: OI MATE ya fuckin druggo, last night was all fuckin shits and gigs

lez: bloody oath M8 even Norton was gettin into it!

by kskdidns November 29, 2013