Cheese Grater To The Face Time

to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.

"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally

"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane

by Charlielove777 <3 November 22, 2011

face ruiner

When one part of the face (nose, ears, eyebrows) is so bad the whole face is considered ugly, when in fact it could possibly be very beautiful.

"Man, do you think Maria is hot?"
"I would if she got a nose job, that thing is a face ruiner."

by thuggerslugger August 17, 2016

face bra

Covid mask.

Women burned their bra's in the 1960's. Then they burned their men (best friend / husband) in the 1990's.
Now, they are making men wear the bras in the 2020's so they can see equally clear (no longer slack-jawed by a woman's bra) because the face bra holds their mouth shut.

by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020

Trollie Face

It is said/used after successfully tricking another person. Sometimes used to tell someone you were being sarcastic about the matter.

If used correctly, the other person should say "arms" or feel the emotion behind "arms".

James:" Hey, do you think I'm so pro in LoL?"
Jesse: "Of course, who's better then you? :3"
James: "I kno right?
Jesse: "Trollie face"
James: "ARMSSSS"

by Trollie Face March 22, 2013

Open face

When you dispose of used toilet paper into a trash can and put it in poop side face up (recommended in country’s such as Greece)

I had took a nasty dump in Mykonos and put my diarrhea covered tp into the trash open face

by Karl McCarlson December 31, 2024

Coco Pop Face

When someone who is EXTREMELY pale is covered in lots of freckles to make their face look as if it was a bowl of milk and coco pops

Abbie: You have loads of freckles and ur very pale
Laura: I know, I have a coco pop face

by iwannaskrtttttohellll March 27, 2019

Ass Face

A nickname for someone with the name of Max who enjoys arousal through eating ones anal cavity.

That ass face drove me crazy last night

by Certified PD December 13, 2018