When one wakes up in the morning and realizes they can't open their eyes because there is dried semen stuck on them. Very similar to eye boogers (rheum).
I was so pissed when my girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me last night, so I jacked off and unloaded a torrential cum storm on her face. When she woke up, she tried to open her eyes, but couldn't cause they were full of man crusties.
by jfirmin February 16, 2009
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Billy was the "clean up man." He liked to watch other men fuck his wife and then he would lick their cum from her well fucked pussy.
by RobbieJor December 21, 2004
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My account is at the poor man's bank on 1st Street, the pawn shop that has my trumpet and drum kit in the display window.
by North Central Johnny July 18, 2009
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Generally regarded as the worst shift to draw, as it combines the least sleep with the highest fatigue and the highest risk of attacks.
Generally regarded as the worst shift to draw, as it combines the least sleep with the highest fatigue and the highest risk of attacks.
The attack came around 2am with only a lone guard on the dead man's shift snoring in the command room.
by CircularLogic June 2, 2011
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Last night Jonah gave me a Man Skin Boot.
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Newsflash: Jonah Giltz is offering his service of Man Skin Boot for a small fee; generally less than $32.44.
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Newsflash: Jonah Giltz is offering his service of Man Skin Boot for a small fee; generally less than $32.44.
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We walked together with him.He used his crane for stability.The Fat Old man needed help crossing the street.
by Fat Old Man December 10, 2008
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