Sperm Baby Massacre

A dramatic term referring to the destruction or severe disruption of sperm cells (spermatozoa) due to intense trauma to the testicles. This can occur from direct impact, crushing, or repeated blows, leading to possible cellular damage, reduced sperm count, or, in extreme cases, impaired fertility. The phrase humorously exaggerates the concept of "killing potential future children" by emphasizing the loss of sperm as if they were tiny, doomed “babies.”

That kick was so hard, it caused a sperm baby massacre RIP to future generations!

by ALDND January 30, 2025

Blush Baby

A blush baby is someone who easily gets flustered.

Person 1: You look really good today!
Person 2: Th-thanks.. *currently blushing*
Person 1: Wow, you're a blush baby!

by elimswtf_alt December 18, 2021

baby thicc

The appropriate amount of weight and size a woman gains while pregnant.

She looks baby thicc

by Ryanryan6987 September 5, 2021

baby gir

A large bottom with a silly bum on top off it also used as fashion

Hello you baby gir is looking so funny I wish I had one

by John cena :))) May 21, 2018

baby goat

putting on a nice face in public. Being chill, easy, go with the flow for the sake of yourself and your relationships.

Dude, I want a girl like Megan. She’s such a baby goat.

by Todd33 May 19, 2024

Baby Way

A new cooler term for the archaic “baby shower” and it’s alternate, though highly non PC cheug , “blessing way”. It’s a chance to celebrate the coming of a new life with friends and families . Oh also plastic toys and clothes that will end up in the trash are strongly discouraged. It’s all about taking time to recognize the coming of the baby - make way!

We are thrilled to announce a Baby Way for Leslie and Dianne next Thursday!

by Ya Nicki October 5, 2021

Cute Baby Fetus

Cute baby fetus
a cute baby fetus is a little fetus. It is a little blue blob that is called Cute Baby Fetus. It has explosive diarrhea every millisecond.

“Aww cute baby fetus is so cute!”

by ballsack2022 March 22, 2022