dirty dick

Bay Area (cali) slang for a thirty round clip, usually the magazine on a .40 -- sometimes called "thirty dick" or just "dirties". Called this cuz the clip is so long it hangs out like a dick when u got it strapped up

"R-U-E, foties on both sidez
rockin tha twin towers, dirties on both sidez
aint no questions, you know im gon ride
only question is, is you gon die?" Lil Rue - Gon Ride

"i'm mobbin, glock fotie n a eighth of lean
a bottle and some heron music, that be the recipe
top shotta so i gotta keep a banga thang,
walked up on him like nigga gimme errthang,
ask philthy, lil blood been wakin shit,
beatin niggas all in the head wit dis dirty dick" Lil Blood - Livewire - Riddin Dirty

by thasonurrthangbruh December 2, 2011

Dirty Mack

A band who's members included Eric Clapton, John Lennon, Mitch Mitchell, Keith Richard, Yoko Ono, Jimi Hendrix(?)...and performed at the Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus in 1968.

Wow, Dirty Mack really shredded! They were an awesome combination of musicians. It might have been great if they had put together an album...though maybe without Yoko.

by Seamus Angus April 12, 2008

riding dirty

To snowboard or ski without a pass or on someone else's seasons pass.

Yo, Ian got busted trying to use Nicole's seasons ski pass last weekend. LOL, he was riding dirty as a girly man.

by Obutter August 26, 2012

Dirty Joey

When a weak little guy with a flaming tattoo gets banged in the ass and gets a scrawny little mustache with his own fecal matter (a variation of the Dirty Sanchez.

After they work out, Justin loves to give his friend a Dirty Joey to celebrate a job well done.

by Joe Smith September 1, 2004

dirty jersey

1. A role of coins wrapped in electrical tape and used as a combat apparatus. This weapon is commonly found in New Jersey, hence its name.

2. A term used to define northern New Jersey or the New Jersey shore.

1. I didn't have my brass knuckles so I resorted to the dirty jersey.

2. We accidentally crossed the George Washington Bridge and ended up in dirty jersey.

by Andrew "Pimpter" Pinter December 10, 2005

Dirty Nicole

Like dirty sanchez, but with menstrual blood instead of poo: after having sex during a girl's period, the man rubs his penis on her upper lip, leaving a red moustache.

Yesterday Jenna had her period, so I gave her a dirty nicole

by Kiarion May 29, 2014

dirty albert

Before having sex with a women you shit in her mouth and then force her to suck your cock and u cum in her mouth. Right after your done you smack her in the back of the head forcing her to swallow

man1: Fuck man!
man2: wat happen?
Man1: i just finish giving your mom a dirty albert

by Pepe tolete November 5, 2007