October 19.National Friendzone Day

It's the day my friend got friendzoned

I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO

by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019

National Fake Friend Day

National Fake Friend Day is celebrated on May 26th . On this day post your “fakest” friends, and drop anyone you feel like you can’t trust .

“Tomorrow is National Fake Friend Day, i’m posting *****”

by cartiismysavior May 22, 2023

National give Daniel head day

On this special day we give all people with the name Daniel head.

Omg it’s August 22! What’s so special about today? Today it’s National give Daniel head day. C’mon let’s go give Daniel head!

by Mike Hawk jr. April 14, 2021

National Pound Town Month

In the month of November you are allowed to fuck any girl anywhere any time.

Her: Why did you take my virginity?
Him: Its National Pound Town Month

by Mr. Mitten October 24, 2022

National Talk shit bout anybody day

This day is on June 13th this is where you can talk shit about anybody and they can't do shit because it's a holiday

Person 1-that's why you got a std hoe

Person 2- huh??
Person 1- Happy national talk shit bout anybody day

by mwahahasecrets June 11, 2023

national kiss dallis day

the day to kiss one of the kindest, caring, beautiful girl you'll ever meet

some dude -"yo what day is it today because i kinda wish i had a chance to kiss dallis."

"lucky for you it's national kiss dallis day!"

by fortuneteller heem July 22, 2022

National Nudes Day

July 26th is national send nudes day, because thats the law.

“Hey bro its national nudes day” “Oh shit i didnt know, heres a tiddy pic”

by skunkybum July 26, 2021