National Treasure

The "National Treasure" is when you nut a secret message on their back and later reveal it with a UV light.

What should we do on the weekend babe?
Let’s National Treasure and chill.

by TheBabadookie May 27, 2022

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national nephew day

on may 31st you will do anything to make your nephew feel appreciated. show him love.

omg guys, today is national nephew day. let me go give him a hug and tell him how much i love him.

by lani knows best May 31, 2022

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National kinky day

31st of May, The National kinky day where everyone is kinky and want's to fuck you! We're all horny here, so let's make the most of it.

person: yo lemme smooch those thighs
person 2: feet pics pls
you: alr ig u do u homie it is national kinky day afterall

by gayass clown May 31, 2022

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National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.

Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.

by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022

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