(Master Chief hands Arbiter a poorly-improvised copy of Call of Duty 4)
Arbiter: (dumbfounded) What in Christ's name is this?
Master Chief: Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid
Arbiter: (dumbfounded) What in Christ's name is this?
Master Chief: Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid
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Get the cock n ball torture mug.A person who thinks he is a pirate one week and the following week he has a gin in him the also think they have cancer and tell every soul he meets that he is dieing from a brain tumor but yet never receives any treatment and goes back to being a land pirate
That cock and bull sea rover is at it a again fibbing about his brain tumor and thinking some one stole his land ship
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• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
“OMG!”
“Is that going to fit?”
“It has its own zip code”
“How do you walk with that?”
“Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
“OMG!”
“Is that going to fit?”
“It has its own zip code”
“How do you walk with that?”
“Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.
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