When you're out with your friends havin a good time, and a sleazy guy walks by and asks for your number. The ultimate way to reject him is to use this line.
Sleazy dude walks by...
Sleazy dude: DANG GURL! U GOT SOME FINE ASS CURVES! WAS YO NUMBA? HOLLAAA
Girl: I AINT GOT TIME FO THIS!
Sleazy dude: DANG GURL! U GOT SOME FINE ASS CURVES! WAS YO NUMBA? HOLLAAA
Girl: I AINT GOT TIME FO THIS!
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Get the It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls. mug.Convenient phrase used to assure any person being approached by an interested party that they made the right decision in initially turning them down them with the "sorry, I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other of non-specific gender" line. Often followed by a cheeky wink, just to really bring it home.
The war-cry of the asshole.
The war-cry of the asshole.
Guy: "hey gorgeous, do you think I could take you out some time?"
Girl: "aw that's sweet, and I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend"
Guy: "no sweat baby, I have a wife and three kids at home. I won't tell if you don't"
Girl: "oh gosh really? Thank goodness, that was my main concern. Pick me up at 7, and bring a three-pack of Durex"
Girl: "aw that's sweet, and I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend"
Guy: "no sweat baby, I have a wife and three kids at home. I won't tell if you don't"
Girl: "oh gosh really? Thank goodness, that was my main concern. Pick me up at 7, and bring a three-pack of Durex"
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