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I AINT GOT TIME FO THIS

When you're out with your friends havin a good time, and a sleazy guy walks by and asks for your number. The ultimate way to reject him is to use this line.
Sleazy dude walks by...
Sleazy dude: DANG GURL! U GOT SOME FINE ASS CURVES! WAS YO NUMBA? HOLLAAA
Girl: I AINT GOT TIME FO THIS!
by QUEEN MAE MAE July 16, 2009
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I ain't here to fuck spiders

A sarcastic term used by Australians as reply to a question with an obvious answer.
Your mum's friend: What are you doing in Woolies? Grocery shopping?
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!
by lemonfresh November 27, 2016
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I am half me foxy

An insecure children who makes bad edit of her face with a foxy's face in it, and captioned the post "I am half me foxy" then post it on Google+
by Ichsunken January 10, 2019
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T H I C C

When they so dummy thicc, you cant contain it in just thicc or THICC
She is fuckin T H I C C
by Butters my Butthole™ September 16, 2019
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It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

When someone does something wrong but, relatively speaking, it's not that bad.
Becca: Jim, you can't talk that way to old people.
Jim: It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.
by JakSheppard September 1, 2017
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I won't tell if you don't

Convenient phrase used to assure any person being approached by an interested party that they made the right decision in initially turning them down them with the "sorry, I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other of non-specific gender" line. Often followed by a cheeky wink, just to really bring it home.

The war-cry of the asshole.
Guy: "hey gorgeous, do you think I could take you out some time?"
Girl: "aw that's sweet, and I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend"
Guy: "no sweat baby, I have a wife and three kids at home. I won't tell if you don't"
Girl: "oh gosh really? Thank goodness, that was my main concern. Pick me up at 7, and bring a three-pack of Durex"
by Heterochromia_biomedical September 9, 2018
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Shit i need to take a fuck

when you need to take a fucking shit but your mind in not working so you "shit i need to take a fuck" - blake earle 2016
"shit i need to take a fuck" friend- "wait wut did u say m8?" u- "sorry need to take a shit i meant br0"
by catchinggold October 5, 2018
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