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resident dick

a man that you live with that wants no commitment but will fuck 24/7
oh that’s not my boyfriend he’s my resident dick
by y$$up May 11, 2020
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Dick Pivot

(n.) the act of switching sexual positions without removing p from v

alternate usage: pivot dick
(n.) a dick that is kept inside a female vagina while switching sexual positions, similar to a pivot foot in basketball which must remain planted on the floor until a player dribbles, passes, shoots, etc.
The dick pivot from doggy to missionary to reverse cowgirl is a pretty complex sequence of moves.

If I hadn't bought that VHS box-set of late 80's interracial porn, my husband never would have learned the dick pivot. It saved out marriage.

T. Chance Thrasher is a legend in the industry, His dick pivot is like the Abdul-Jabar sky hook, just unstoppable.
by Ryan O’Connell May 16, 2020
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Renaissance dick

A very small dick typically smaller then the nut sack when flacid and a mere 3-4 inches when hard

Is a sophisticated insult using reference to Renaissance art where small Wang's were thought of very highly
Kelly: hey I heard you hooked up with David

Rachel : I was going to but he has a bad case of Renaissance dick and I was NOT going for it

Kelly: damn it was that small

Rachel : yes....... So smalll
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Keiras dick

A word used to describe length in most circumstances. If you translate it into meters it equates 2012m or around the length or a train.
New popular arrest: My ride to success can only be described as a Keiras dick about of length.
*audience claps*
by Rick’bloody rolled;) July 7, 2020
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Hook Dick

It is a rabbit penis from a rabbit. It is in a hook shape.
So how do rabbits reproduce?
They take out their hook dick.
Who's is it?
BB's.
by Gazyoofder July 7, 2020
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dick shade

When someone throws shade or disrespect to the penis or man attached.
Amie likes guys now, she gets a lot of dick shade from her lesbian friends.
by Amie Oakley July 15, 2020
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Dick fanning

The act of peasant women fanning the genital area of a man, who believes that he is a king, with large palm leaves.

Past tense: dick fanned
Zach really loves a good dick fanning.
by Pimpdaddy08 July 18, 2020
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