Jerk off the act of eating beef jerkey
Mom: Son what are you doing
Son: I'm jerking off
Mom: Sounds delicious can I join you?
Mom: Son what are you doing
Son: I'm jerking off
Mom: Sounds delicious can I join you?
by Big Daddy Eater March 4, 2022
Get the Jerk offmug. To potter - to do random aimless tasks and generally avoid doing stuff you should be doing. Procrastination.
Chippie had a hell of a lot of stuff to do but when I got home I discovered he had decided to harry one off all day and had done fuck all of any importance.
by Chris Memes January 15, 2009
Get the Harry One Offmug. Friend 1:Hey man, why weren't you here yesterday?
Friend 2:Oh, It's because I was fucking off all day, that's why.
Friend 2:Oh, It's because I was fucking off all day, that's why.
by AsianMan_45 June 8, 2022
Get the Fucking Offmug. Verb.
The act of fending off the paparazzi
Adj.
To be so famous that one is constantly fending off the paparazzi
The act of fending off the paparazzi
Adj.
To be so famous that one is constantly fending off the paparazzi
Verb. "After my video went viral, I had to hire a bodyguard to fendy off the razzi."
Adj. "My boy so fresh, he fendy off the razzi!"
Adj. "My boy so fresh, he fendy off the razzi!"
by StanleeLovitz February 7, 2019
Get the fendy off the razzimug. Stopping trying hard after winning so many times consecutively in a competitive scene, be it esports or normal sports, knowing that no one will pass that record. This phrase comes from an MMORPG game guild that has done the same.
by Oltann April 15, 2017
Get the pulling off a LYLEmug. by roofie bitches June 21, 2024
Get the off whitemug. When someone is acting completely out of pocket, wildin out, and overestimating the social credit they carry in a group of friends.
by LeaderZach January 30, 2025
Get the off credmug.