compressed head

when you compress your girlfriend head with your hands and she likes it, then hates it right afterwards but you keep doing it because it provides you with endless joy.

ex me: Hey honey
gf: hi
me: (compresses head)
gf: stop that (with a compressed head)
me: no (proceeds to compress head even harder)

by compressed girlfriend 🥲 July 24, 2022

head feeling

That weird feeling you get in your brain when drugs hit

“Woah, dude”
“What, man?”
“I just got the head feeling”
“ Nice, that means you’re gonna be high soon”

by iheas July 27, 2022

Clott Head

Someone who has had pussy bloody rubbed on there head

Rubbed blood on your head now you’re called Simbaaaaa - Clott Head

by Clott Head July 31, 2022

National Road Head Day

August 5th is National Road Head Day

🍆💦

Show your man your appreciation in the best way possible.

Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s August 5th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤

by Bigtiddies210 August 1, 2022

National Give Head Day

You can get head from anybody on April 27 even if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend it won’t matter because it’s national just ask anybody for head they won’t be able to deny it.

Him: Hey can I have head
Him/Her: Okay but only because it’s National Give Head Day

by Danielx90 August 4, 2022

National Give Head Day

You can get head from anybody on August 20 even if you have a girlfriend or boyfriend it does not matter because it’s a national day, just ask, nobody will be able to deny it.

Him: Hey can I have head
Him/Her: Okay but just because it’s National Give Head Day

by Danielx90 August 4, 2022

Toad Head

Oral sex while playing Mario Kart

"Man, you were doing so well until Rainbow Road. What happened?"
"Sorry, my wife decided to give me some Toad Head."

by Eddmario August 4, 2022