pulled by a portrack

1. In summary, a Long walk home, which you don't find out till you're nearly back at the pullee's abode.

Here mate, we were out the other night and Mitch got pulled by a portrack. He ended up having to do a 30 odd mile walk of shame.

by The Hooded Claw. December 5, 2011

Pull a Michael

Yelling "WATCH THIS!" and chest bumping a glass window, thus falling through and almost dying

"Hey bro, I think im gonna go Pull a Michael on that window."

by Treyski December 5, 2011

Pull a Travis

When someone take PTO(Paid Time Off) at the last minute for silly reasons.

"Uh, I gotta take some PTO, I forgot to feed my dogs."

Its so nice out today, I think I'm going to pull a Travis.

by PK Killer December 16, 2011

pulled a Hancock

This phrase originated when my daughter an I saw the movie Hancock starring Will Smith. The movie is progressing nicely, and inspiring great laughs, when all-of-a-sudden like, the movie goes sideways and there's Egyptian gods and dichotomous entities and other crazy crap.

Thus was coined, the phrase, "...pulled a Hancock"

Which essentially means that everything was great until the writers and/or directors went bat-crap-crazy and sent the story sideways into ludicrous land.

The point in the movie Hancock when Charlize Theron is suddenly some kind of Egyptian god bound to Hancock - this is the point when the story "pulled a Hancock" - and sends him flying out the house (flying as in flung, not of his own volition).

by ThePhyxr January 3, 2012

Pulling an Edgar

Ignoring a single person to the point where the person they are ignoring wants to end their life.

Boy1: Hey Christine, how's it going?

Christine: ...

Boy1: STOP FUVKING PULLING AN EDGAR!

by I have a bloody Vagina January 11, 2012

Pulling a Fletcher

Faking an injury in order to not be bested by someone younger and more skilled than you. This is the most shameful way of faking an injury and is practiced routinely by PolySci majors who run Cross-Country.

Ryan: Oh my God I think I broke my ankle!
Cody: Are you sure you're not just "Pulling a Fletcher" so that you don't look bad when you lose the race?
Ryan: Of course not! Look, you can see the bone!
Cody: You don't even sound believable.

by Mr. Drewpeacock January 18, 2012

Pulling a Zowd

To pull oneself out of a bullcrap relationship or friendship.

Dude, Kevin's an asshole... so I'm pulling a Zowd.

by Karsis January 19, 2012