by NerdGirl0512 May 21, 2021

A term used when someone is so absolutely unfathomably our of their minds that off the good won’t cut it.
Gay nigga 1 “man I used to eat strawberries so fucking much that my shit was red”
Gay nigga 2 “DAMN this nigga off the goof, I just think your ass was broken or sum shit”
Gay nigga 2 “DAMN this nigga off the goof, I just think your ass was broken or sum shit”
by Coonnigga123 October 8, 2020

by scout52 August 25, 2023

by Debskelly1985 March 14, 2023

somebody who is a try hard and does everything for attention and tries to act like they’re better than everyone else even though they’re literal trash.
by thebestuniqua February 14, 2022

by El Clean March 11, 2025

When you have one hand masturbating and the other with a thumb in your butt (when you have diarrhea, as to stimulate it) and you are trying to time it right to where you shit yourself and cum at the same time.
Guy 1: Remember that one time at Ted Grogers house party when i had diarrhea.
Guy 2: Yea what about it?
Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!
Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.
Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.
Guy 2: Yea what about it?
Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!
Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.
Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.
by hutch n' sand October 11, 2009
