National Ass Grab Day (#2)

You thought April 11th was the only ass grab day, but you were wrong. We need more than one day a year to grab ass. So go up to a girl, grab their ass, and they can't take legal action. Because is ass grab day.

She said she would take me to court then I reminded her it was National Ass Grab Day (#2).

by Yung A-Dolf May 25, 2018

National Bandage93 Appreciation Day

A day to celebrate Bandage93! Hes a cherished and handsome and cute little guy, it will be celebrated September 19th for literally no reason!

"Oh wow its National Bandage93 Appreciation Day! Lets celebrate!"

"Who are you and why the fuck are you in my house?"

by Bandage93 March 22, 2025

national ex day

the day where you hit up an ex or your favorite ex or the one you would go back with 🤷 ♂️they can guess which one they are if they want

her: hey
him: ?
her: it’s national ex day and i wanna get back together or some shit
him: say less😏

by vxn96 August 2, 2021

national wasted my time day

Oct. 12th is the day to post people who wasted your time!

girl: hey it's national wasted my time day!

boy: oh let me go post my ex girlfriend!

by kankei October 11, 2022

national call your boyfriend weekend

the second weekend if October is national call your boyfriend day.

“Hey do you have any plans on the second weekend of October”
“Yeah! Its national call your national call your boyfriend weekend!”

by pseudonymdagreat October 6, 2023

national oki day

national oki day is a day where you celebrate the living of okiniirii yumai , you celebrate this by spoiling and loving this small blackanese female.

"what are we getting okiniirii yumai for national oki day"

"ion kno nigga , a kiss assum"

by sheshortlikeagnome June 19, 2023

National Blowjob Day

Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on June 25th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.

Can I have head its National blowjob day.

by Polo.boi June 25, 2020