Oneli

A person that is very sexually frustrated that they are willing to anything anywhere.

I Oneli you in the temple

by Oneli November 22, 2021

Two Girls, One Cup

Two Girls, One Cup is a pornographic video from many moons ago that is almost banned from the internet. The video involves two lesbian girls shitting in a cup, then taking turns eating the contents out of the cup. The girls then get sick and vomit in each other’s mouths. It is strongly advised that those who are squeamish and have a sensitive stomach should never, ever find that video. Ever.

(Anna watching lesbian porn on her computer)
Anna: “I’m going to watch the Two Girls, One Cup video!”
(Anna sees a couple of familiar faces in the video)
Anna: “Is that Gale and Trish? What the hell are they doing?”
(Anna grabs a barf bag as she watches Gale eat Trish’s tapeworm-infested poop and vomits the same time Gale and Trish vomit in each other’s mouths)
Anna: “Oh god, I not only need to wash my eyes with bleach, but I need to smash my computer and bury it in the lake, and move to another state with a new name and new life!”

by rosenovarocks November 26, 2025

The best way to defeat an enemy is to ensure they never become one.

There are two meanings- one suggests positive, peaceful and proactive approach to potential conflicts-
The other is to eliminate any potential future problems before they have a chance to become one.

The best advice I can give is- live your life as strife-free as possible by avoiding any conflict. The best way to defeat an enemy is to ensure they never become one.

by MÄTThëBRÄTT April 13, 2025

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<.7.9.7.6.>She Wants To Know How It Is Not Mine, I Want TO Know How It Is Not eyes, I Smack Her Back Towards The Drumline, She Wants One More Love For The Logline<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

One up

One up from the least desirable bag of weed to buy

It's one up bro said the Waihekean to his stoner mate meaning the bag of weed is shit

by Gangha girl May 26, 2024

one-show syndrome

Subscribing to a streaming service just for a single show

“Man I’ve got one-show syndrome so bad for Cobra Kai”

“Sir this is a retirement home”

by Urban_II January 29, 2022

One

I Am The One

I Am The One

by Jeune Homme June 11, 2021