jack one in

To cock or load a round of ammunition into the chamber of a weapon.

My gun was unloaded, i forgot to jack one in.

by MarkXIX November 16, 2007

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..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.

Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!

by penisshakes October 9, 2024

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One-Hit Wonder

(Noun) A one hit wonder is when you smoke the whole bowl of weed in one hit

I took a one-hit wonder from my new bong last night and it got me super high.

by breadgirl504 June 23, 2019

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One direction

A band on a 18 month hiatus

One direction band member Louis Tomlinson likes girls who like carrots

by Daddy directioner August 30, 2020

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Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends And Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, And Ready Player Two Are War Books

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

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no one thinks you're funny

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.

"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide

by subway572572 September 28, 2023

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