Shifting me off

Another word for getting wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A cheese and hand sandwich.

A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night.

by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023

That can shake a dwarf off a ladder

Something that disrupts a normal event.

John: Damn that car is so loud!
Kane: Yeah, that can shake a dwarf off a ladder

by freakbeanz August 10, 2025

Working Off

Similar to jerking off, Working Off is the act of feeling pleasure or getting some release from your work.

Nothing feels better than working off on these TPS reports!
My wife came to the office today and caught me working off.

by Captain Christian November 4, 2021

slap off ya head

To hit someone in the head, it's a Bahamian term.

Jaden: " i hate you."

Chirs: " dont make me slap off ya head!"

by huyjyjhnklkgtfv November 17, 2016

Piss off you cunt

Until I have had my cup of tea you can, piss off you cunt xx

Person 1: can I ha-
Person 2: piss off you cunt

by Jam3sh0mosom December 11, 2023

Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink

It's in between an Upper Decker (pooping in the tank) and Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool (pooping in the bowl). You just drop the lid and go to work. It's a much more direct way of saying "Fuck You" to someone you despise. The poop on the lid makes a very slippery surface; much like a skating rink.

I can't wait to go to that asshole's party tonight! I'm going to stay as late as possible then Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink so he/she has to skate the scat with a hangover tomorrow! What a douchebag!

by Mr. Glisten January 28, 2015

knocked off the screen

Getting fucked

Aye bro is that your girl, yea bro that’s her. Oh, last week she got knocked off the screen

by Cuz9 July 19, 2024