zoom poop

When you mute and turn off the camera in a Zoom to go poop really fast so no one notices.

I was in this long 2 hour meeting and had to Zoom Poop twice. Glad no one noticed.

by secnewt July 26, 2022

Zoom World

Where technology and home regular-day activities become a part of "regular" working environments.

Zoom Host: "Team, I apologize for the delay. We're waiting on Mr. Doe to unmute his audio. Welcome to Zoom World".

Muted Participants: "Idiots".

by Anirok Emme August 3, 2022

Zoom Struck

State of shock that you get when you meet someone for the first time in real life when only interacting with them over Zoom. Similar to being star struck.

Dude! I didn't know you were that tall! I'm zoom struck!

by anonymous September 20, 2022

Zoom Struck

The state of shock that you get when you meet someone in real life after only spending time with them over Zoom.

Wow! You're so tall! I'm zoom struck.

by Cyire September 20, 2022

Zoom Struck

The state of shock you get when you meet someone for the first time when only interacting with them over Zoom.

Wow! You're taller than I expected. I'm Zoom Struck

by Cyire September 20, 2022

zoomies

Refers to street racers weaving in traffic on busy highways moving left and right, switching lanes to avoid slower cars

So many zoomies on the i-95 today, why don't the cops arrest them ?

by OlmanWilfried November 3, 2022

Zoomologist

A person who is an expert in Zoom calls and all its hidden features. The person is able to provide consultation by hour through Zoom.

If you're new to Zoom, consult a Zoomologist.

by georgically November 15, 2022