um yes please

When yummy is ready

Mom; Heskeboy your dinner is ready!
Heskeboy: um yes please um no please

by lilyungcylinder September 24, 2018

Ye Olde Texting

In simple terms, it's called 'passing note'. It's an ancient art form that is used only by those of us who lack the current technology to text their freinds. Ye Olde Texting is used primarily by females and flamboyantly gay teen boys.

Girl 1: "Hey, did Iggles ever text you back?"
Girl 2: "No... I don't have texting anymore, so we use 'Ye Olde Texting'! I even got us this cool new notebook!"
Girl 1: "..."
Girl 2: "What?!"
Girl 1: "You're fucking lame!"

by ♥Lilli K♥ March 13, 2009

Dog Bless Yes

An Albanian person who sips soy as their girlfriend is being screwed by others, who is also likely to betray you.

A: Hey dude, I selled my friends out the other day, hehe..
B: Argh, duude! You pulled a Dog Bless Yes on them!

by The Lambda October 29, 2019

Yes day for girls

On november 17th all girls must say yes to anything

if a guy asks for her pen she needs to say yes day for girls

by inszoe November 16, 2020

Ye mom gay

Your mother is very happy with her existence and life

Person “your moms gay”

You “ Thanks! She is happy, how gay is your mom”
Person “ ye mom gay means your mother is very happy”

by dabi is god April 30, 2022

Shitebag if ye don't

Shitebag if ye don't is a common Scottish phrase that translates to "your a pussy if you don't do it" and are the most motivational four words any human can hear.

Billy: shall I ask this lassie out

Graham: shitebag if ye don't

Billy: alright then

by BillyNaeBaws July 9, 2022

ye well chief

Are you okay? *in Irish.

*sheep giving birth* *person* “ ye well chief” *sheep* “baaah”

by Alldagorls July 3, 2018