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Wizard time

One of the many euphemisms for smoking marijuana, this one derived from The Lord of the Rings. Wizard time occurs when someone hits that pipeweed like Gandalf in the Shire. Wizard time may happen at 4:20 or any other time of the day or night because wizards are never late, nor are they early. They light up precisely when they mean to.
"Wanna go out for dinner tonight?"
"Nah, let's just order pizza and load up a bowl. It's wizard time."
by Graveyardigan November 27, 2024
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Diddle Wizard

Don't leave your kids at the Thompson's; I heard Jerry is a Diddle Wizard.
by Lupinetine October 10, 2014
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Glizzard Wizard

The person with the biggest dick in the orgy. Usually of african decent.
Damn tyrone was the Glizzard Wizard of the group last night, i cant feel my insides.
by Glizzard Wizerd September 10, 2020
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Wizard sleeve

...when she pulled down her pants it looked like a wizard sleeve.
by Male chauvinist pig February 27, 2018
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Wizard

The word Cullen thought meant cool so everyone said it back to him.
Wizard Man!
by Bollibollibolli May 14, 2021
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Lizard Wizard

a person who uses mathmatics, stats and rng to meta game really hard in a video game.
people who play with a jacked dodge build are the lizard wizards of payday 2
by lionheart617 January 13, 2022
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wizard of oz

a movie that once u know about the horrors that occured during production it’ll ruin it for you forever. don’t look it up unless u never wanna see the movie in the same “wholesome family film” vibe ever again
Fake snow made from asbestos, actors being pushed too far, judy garland being abused and forced to smoke cigarettes to stay thin, accidents on set involving fire and people falling and injuring themselves and actors’ costumes and makeup causing health problems (the original tin man actor was actually hospitalised as the silver makeup absolutely wrecked the poor guy), the wizard of oz has a dark side to it. Ironically the evil witch actress was the kindest to judy.
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