Wanker

To act like Jack Wilshere does in his general day to day living

why you being such a wanker like jack wilshere towards them fans

by Howard the psyduck June 6, 2015

hala wanker

Refers to a twat with zero football knowledge, usually a plastic fan and glory hunter who supports Real madrid but isn't even spanish

Whats his opinion on that player ?

doesn't matter, hes a hala wanker

Did you see that insane match between burnley and aston villa ?

Of course not mate i'm a hala wanker

by Coolbeans 1899 July 10, 2015

Giggle Wanker

A giggle wanker is someone who jerks-off religiously to Thomas The Tank Engine, and subsequently giggles when reaching climax.

Man, I heard that Josh likes jerking-off to Thomas the Tank, what a giggle wanker!!!

by FilthyWorld August 24, 2016

Werewolf-wanker

Someone who only masturbates during the evening.

Jimmy is a Werewolf-wanker

by Steelpantherfuckinrock November 4, 2016

suck my wanker

Meaning "Suck my penis" in slang.

Issac: Suck my wanker. Me: Shutup

by Issacthebootyhole December 22, 2016

Wanker Wall

Two cars driving approximately the same speed, in separate lanes of a two lane road, making it impossible for traffic to get passed either of them.

Wow I might actually be able to make it to the game on time! Whoops, stuck behind a Wanker Wall, never mind. driving edgy MEMEs road rage dumb ass

by 3Kool5Skool October 17, 2015

Wanker

A person who behaves or acts poorly, rude, immature and impolite. Seen as the British equivalent of dickhead

"Stop being such a wanker Jack!"

by adamwednesday December 10, 2015