vampire brat

Unfortunate brainwashed child victim of a Vampire Mother. The only cure for which is masculine wisdom from a father.

“That Vampire Mother is turning those kids into Vampire Brats.”

by Fact Based Person February 1, 2018

Vampire Juice

Blood as a result of mensturation

"Man, last night I went down on my girl, had to wipe the Vampire Juice off my face"

by frisbeedog13 January 10, 2020

Vampire

The nickname you give the palest kid you know.

Random: Hey Vampire
Kid: Oh Hey:

by That one tall chick named Rae January 14, 2020

Vampire Joint

Vampire Joint is when you you roll a fat joint and fill the crutch with tissue paper, then you use the crutch of the joint to tickle your ladies coochie. After the inevitable climax, you insert the joint, crutch first, deep into your baby mamas juicebox. Later that day you come back and your baby moma has food ready for you, so you feel inclined to get toasty, you ask your baby moma to bend over as you remove the now Vampire Joint out of her blood oozing twat. And there you have it, A Vampire Joint.

Hey Bonnie, why don't you come by the master bedroom and bend over, i'd like to retrive my Vampire Joint!

by yo momms box biatch April 10, 2020

Vampire

A blood sucking creature, usually very beautiful (Only the Men). They are very very triggered when they can smell blood and wanna suck it all out.

Person1: Yo dude I wish I were a Vampire
Person2: Why?
Person1: So I can have a dayly sucker
Person2: You are strange dud

by Lil bitch that has a ditch May 27, 2020

Solid Vampire

The act of drilling a hole in the chest of a sexual partner and then inserting your penis in said hole.

My sex life used to bite until I discovered the solid vampire.

by da real pair June 19, 2020

Vampire Dick

A condition in which a man craves period sex

Tom is always more eager to bang when I’m on my period. He’s got vampire dick.

by Colossal Horse July 2, 2020