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Vampire

Someone who wants to suck your balls dry
That vampire gonna suck your fucking balls dry
by anonymous December 23, 2022
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Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar

Eating out a girls blood clots from her pussy during her period
Lisa on her period and it looks like a Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar down there
by Coonass4life October 18, 2022
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Knowledge Vampire

Someone who is great is extracting information out of others. There are two kinds of KVs -- i) who keeps the knoweldge to themselves and ii) who shares the acquired knowledge.

KVs that keeps the knowledge to themselves are harmful to the society.. They collect knowledge for selfish reasons and use it against the person they acquired the knowledge from. It's important to identify them and seal them in their coffins.

KVs that shares the knowledge with others are good. They are like robinhood but the knowledge. They acquire and release the knowledge for the betterment of the society. It's important to identify them and promote them to free more knowledge to the world
This podcaster is such a knowledge vampire. He knows how to suck the knowledge from the guests.
by chinmaydoteth August 8, 2024
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Vampire bombs

When a YouTuber (Like Ikemen vampire , obey me, etc) posts more then one video ( such as shit posts, actual videos and more.)
WOW more Vampire bombs by @vampiretrainer?
by vampiretrainer May 11, 2022
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Vampire Teabag

"I sucked on my girl's vampire teabag last night and pulled it out of her like a party popper"
by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021
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epiphany vampire

Someone who watches other people play video games that have knowledge-based puzzles, because (having played the game themselves already) they already know the solution and wish to re-experience the thrill of someone working it out.
Oh man, I finally beat Outer Wilds last night, and now I've turned into an epiphany vampire!
by TfGuy44 September 25, 2023
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Slutty Vampire Chug Jug

When the female sucks the male's penis with so furosity and power that all semen, blood, bile, shit, and urine in the body comes out.
Person 1: give me the Slutty Vampire Chug Jug

Person 2: you gon fucking die
by bigmike227 December 9, 2018
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