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vaginal termites

When you put Pop Rocks in your partner’s vagina, and proceed to have intercourse while the candy is lodged.
“My boyfriend gave me vaginal termites and now I crinkle when I walk.”
by DigginBalls September 17, 2021
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Chronic Silica Vaginitis

A perpetual condition, usually found in men, where there is physical, mental, or emotional distress which prevents peak performance and/or an excuse for the lack of peak performance of a given activity. Colloquially known as “sand in the vagina. “ Also see Transitory Silica Vaginitis.
Jake’s Chronic Silica Vaginitis prevented him from running on the treadmill at the gym once again.
by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 16, 2023
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Vagining

The action of your fart rolling across your vagina lips
“I am vagining so hard today my pubes RATTLED.”
by Hybrid183 September 12, 2022
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Happy day of Vaginal exit

The more lewd and horny fun way to say "Happy birthday", best to be used for people who are comfortable around lewd and horny or straight up enjoy it publicly.
Person 1: Hey I heard it's your birthday today?

Person 2: Yeah!

Person 1: Well Happy day of vaginal exit, hope you have a wonderful day

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: Just a lewd and horny way to say happy birthday!
by Zesilina Newborn May 6, 2021
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Vaginal Verbal Discharge

Vaginal Verbal Discharge or VVD is the innate need for certain females of the human species to have the absolute last word regardless of how insignificant the underlying conversation is.
MaryAnne suffers from an incurable case of Vaginal Verbal Discharge.
by The REAL Awful Knawful January 29, 2021
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Vaginal Vanguard

Someone who conquers pussies all over the land, much like nazi germany did
"Today i crossed paths with the Vaginal Vanguard. All women in that room left without their virginity"
by Dr sylvester stalin July 8, 2018
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Vaginal red carpet

The “A-game” of one’s vagina. Rolling out all sex tricks during a 24 hour or less sexual romp.
She rolled out the vaginal red carpet on their first encounter, now he is groveling at her feet.
by Getoutkyle March 12, 2018
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