Vaginal Asphyxiation

When you go down on a girl and it’s so wet you asphyxiate and die. i.e. you essentially drown.

Best Practices When Going Down On A Girl
*Wear a snorkel.

He died a tragic death of vaginal asphyxiation.

by BoogerMan January 29, 2024

Vaginal Return

Forcing a pregnant lady to put her baby back in her pussy after giving birth resulting in the death of the child and the mother.

After see the autism in my son's eyes, we decided to choose the vaginal return option to end our suffering.

by PPhil24 August 6, 2020

Vaginated

A word oftentimes used by ultra-traditional nutcases who don't actually know anything about the human anatomy, nor how testosterone works, or any enzymes, or basic aspects of the human anatomy. It's commonly used as an alarm to everybody in a 50 mile radius that you're a fucking idiot.

"Being Vaginated is the process of striping a man of his proper level of testosterone is complete."

"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? Are you off of your medication again?"

by ioletsgo September 19, 2021

vaginal waste

discharge from a quadriplegic with an exquisite taste and smell that is to die for.

Hey Johnny is it weird that I am in love with the stump simply because of her divine vaginal waste.

by treeotisfinch73 June 24, 2016

Vaginization

Don't even bother dating men. The new problem is the vaginization of the US male population. A crying shame!

I was doing a little online dating until I figured out it was a waste of my time due to the vaginization of the US Male Population, particularly in the Northeast and California. Thank God for the South!

by Queenie from SalesNATION March 8, 2025

vaginal death

death by something entering the vagina

i.e : tampon (toxic sock syndrome)

‘how did she die?❤️ 🔥💔💀’

‘something in her vagina killed her 😔’

‘her toxic ex stabbed her while they were having angry reunion sex ?????😳😱🤭’

‘no 🤔😐 it was a tampon 🩸🍑🕊💀😵☠️🏴 ☠️🪦’

‘VAGINAL DEATH ?!’ 😣😢

by olivia s July 29, 2021

Vaginal homicide

What you say after watching someone hit someone else in the pussy so hard that you're pretty sure she's dead.

Oh my God! That was vaginal homicide!

by yrgh October 5, 2025