California cow

1. A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese.

2. A Fat Blunt from California

Shaq: Yo that girls a snack !

Abraham Lincoln: She’s too big for you bro. She’s a whole buffet !

A California Cow is A Fat female that’d be good looking if she wasn't morbidly obese .

by Big boy Bob January 9, 2022

Mecha Cow

a mechanically enhanced cow used to infiltrate enemy territory undetected, usually deployed in herds.

The only way to get past the enemy defenses was to strategically place a herd of mecha cows who could stroll in easily unsuspected, much like the Trojan horse of old.

by I'm Not LIke You Guys July 29, 2019

cow gc

a groupchat with the lomls. the coolest, funniest, nicest, and sweetest people you will ever meet and i just love them sm.

“cow gc is the best editor gc”

by wandasdeadkids June 26, 2022

Cow Tamer

A Cow Tamer is a slim male or female who interacts sexually with someone overweight.
Very similar to Chubby Chaser

Person 1: Hey, you see Joe over there?
Person 2: Yeah, of course.
Person 1: He's a total Cow Tamer
Person 2: No shit?
Person 1: Yeah, I know right?

by James from Tejas May 16, 2009

cow-irker

the people in the office who serve no function other than to get on your nerves and impede any progress

I don't understand how so many people are getting laid off. All that's left now are the cow-irkers.

by Reni Valentine May 21, 2010

cow diet

A diet in which all you eat are vegetables (maybe grass), fruits, and water.

Hey did you hear? Adrianna is going vegan and carb free... She’s going on the cow diet.

by Carb-hater November 28, 2017

Sara the cow

Dumb or stupid

Your Sara the cow haha

by Ph1lcool January 21, 2021