man eyes

When you don't really take the time to look; you do a quick scan and decide it's not there.

It's right in front of you! Take your man eyes off!

by 310Nicole November 17, 2016

Ant-Manning

Starting anal while flaccid but expanding after entry

Paul Rudd and Josh Brolin were recently seen Ant-Manning on the set of Avengers Endgame.

by Jason Howlett March 23, 2019

The Peepee Man

A certain kind of man-child known to haunt West Virginia hollers and internet chatrooms.

Goddamnit, I went to the store, and The Peepee Man bought all the damn Delsym!

by stompykins November 2, 2018

Man One

Abbreviation for "Manslaughter in the First Degree."

"Man One is out of the question for such an offense."

by Jerry September 7, 2004

Lithuania-Man

An overrated Portuguese tap-in merchant who likes to score goals against farmers and plumbers from newly discovered countries or their clubs. He terrorizes these 125+ ranked nations with his insane 2 yard tapin masterclasses.

Such are the tales of farming of the Lithuania-Man, legends say he sucks farmers dry and clean by his innate sucking abilities.

by Lisandro Martinez November 4, 2022

man spray

Another term for semen, cum, jizz, or guy goo.

Byron shot his warm creamy load of man spray into Rebecca's rectal cavity while screaming "get ready for my sweetness!"

That señor faggoto just got covered in man spray!

by Taft September 29, 2011

Souper Man

A can of Campbell's Chunky Soup with a red cape.

With great soup, comes great responsibility -souper man.
(actually me doing a voice over for souper man)

by natalie sthoup August 5, 2010