Clorox Wipes

those things everyone went crazy for in 2020 for absolutely no reason

Man A: hey dude I just got some Clorox wipes!
Man 2: YOU WHAT?!?!?!?!? GIVE ME THEM! I HAVE A GUN
Man A: what

by mrdrjohno May 4, 2021

Fatty Log One Wipe

The act of taking such a perfect shit that it only needs one turd wash.

"You already shit? "- Tanner
"Yah bro I dropped a Fatty Log One Wipe." - Travis

by The Taint Tickler 69420 May 9, 2021

Wet wipe

Josh

Stop singing you wet wipe

by Thegoat16271 July 27, 2022

Pussy Wipe

A person that is so stupid and illiterate that they don't understand how the alphabet works and makes the mistake of defining the word "wipe" with the definition of the word "whip", ironically making himself look exactly like a pussy wipe himself.

Once upon a time there was a little dumbass that went on urban dictionary to define the word pussy whip but thought it was spelled pussy wipe because he didn't know how to spell or define it in the first place and he lived crappily ever after.

by SuperMegaAsshole June 8, 2022

Wipe Hype

It is the state of euphoria that an individual receives when they know that a Rust wipe is hours to minutes away.

Abboud: WIPE IS IN 2 HOURS!
Dewbert: LET'S GOOOO WIPE HYPE WIPE HYPE!

by Slap snack god June 9, 2022

Wipe Hype

It is the sense of euphoria a Rust player receives when they know Thursday wipe is coming in a few days, or even a few hours.

Justin: GUYS, WIPE IS IN 3 MINUTES, GET IN THE QUEUE!

Zack: LETSSS GOOO WIPE HYPE!!!!

by Slap snack god June 15, 2022

Poo-of-a-1000 wipes

When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker

I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?

by Peltmaster August 16, 2022