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Jeff

Jeff is a liar
by djaisofi;jldsjklaf; May 6, 2019
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Jeff

A large dick head who thinks he's better than everyone else and like a to treat kids who do nothing like crap, he also likes to suck big dick and is a pussycat when it comes to sucks. He likes to treat your mom like shit
Omg he is such a Jeff

I think I accidentally pulled a jeff
by clownAssMotherFucker March 16, 2019
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Jeff

Beware. Once you have met Jeff, you cannot go back. Looking at Jeff in the eyes is like challenging a bull. In fact, Jeff is like a matador that dances with the bull - he is fearless and dances with wonderful prowess. He's skilled in the black arts of video games with the likes of Call of Duty in his arsenal. You shall not defeat his vast collection of sweater vests, sweaters and golf hats. His knowledge of random trivia is unparalleled. Wise he is in the ways of Star Wars; his spirit animal is baby Yoda. If you need wise quotes from legendary movies, he will utter them with a voice like Gandalf the Grey and you will be shook. Jeff often goes by the alter ego name of "Jefe". He assumes this name when great dignity while eating tamales. To know Jeff is to be enriched, full of laughter and have a great time.
You wish you were a Jeff.
by JoRae December 10, 2019
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Jeff

jeff is everybodys best friend
he loves to party and is accepting and open to any opportunity
there is absolutely nothing wrong with him by any standard whatsoever
we must praise jeff
"I have to go to church to read about Jesus tomorrow."
"Sorry, I don't know Jesus, I only know Jeff."
by Sr. Swaggio July 26, 2022
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Jeff Bozos

"jeff boh-zohs"

Noun / Roast

A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found:A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found doing the following activities on social media or in social circles:

1. Burning money on doomed business models (MLMs, scammy apps, “Uber for pencils”).

2. Flexing a fake influencer lifestyle (rented cars, borrowed cash, grindset quotes).

3. Preaching about “changing the world” while contributing nothing but buzzwords.
"Bro I have an idea that could change the world. It's revolutionary. You do the coding I take care of the business side of things."
"Whatever you say, Jeff Bozos."

My friend rented a Lamborghini for a day and filmed 30 reels about passive income while making minimm wage. Peak Jeff Bozos energy.
by irobuang August 30, 2025
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sherry vrs jeff

A planty life app experience so extensive that it caused a pop culture ripple. #Sherryborarules #jeffexitstageleft.

She is an inspiration to all plant folks everywhere all hail sherry!
Man did you see that epic battle sherry vrs jeff?
by Whiterabbit1984 July 1, 2023
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Asian jeff

by Asian Jeff100 February 21, 2024
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