the worst fucking school on the planet, fights everywhere…People fighting with their 1 centimeter defeater, “BBC”, ensar, york, ilia, dimash, Mr reingold spits in his microphone, Mr baker itching his balls, Plus tye food is trash
I hate Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy
by rka class 6/11 February 17, 2022
The epiphany of a cold hot chocolate with mouldy milk.
The school is so great that half the time there are negative amounts of science and english teachers.
The year sevens are more racist than hitler,
And if you dont wear Trapstar and have a skin fade 24/7 youll be called an emo for having hair longer that 3cm.
The teachers will give you a detention for being late and early so your best bet is to just bring the ray gun in from cod and shoot up the place like the “columbine killers”
If you haven't been asked if you smoke weed four times already by lunch then somethings up and you should put your stab-vest on.
Do you need the toilet. No you dont
Your not allowed in the toilets at break or in lesson Because they don't like people in the corridors and the toilets have cost the fire department more taxpayers money than it takes to fix a single pot hole in less then four months.
You hungry? Think again, the food here is most likely laced with lcd and a good amount of diseases
The pizza is more rubbery than mr Johnson’s facial structure
And the panini taste like they were made before weston favell academy was even an established school.
The school is so great that half the time there are negative amounts of science and english teachers.
The year sevens are more racist than hitler,
And if you dont wear Trapstar and have a skin fade 24/7 youll be called an emo for having hair longer that 3cm.
The teachers will give you a detention for being late and early so your best bet is to just bring the ray gun in from cod and shoot up the place like the “columbine killers”
If you haven't been asked if you smoke weed four times already by lunch then somethings up and you should put your stab-vest on.
Do you need the toilet. No you dont
Your not allowed in the toilets at break or in lesson Because they don't like people in the corridors and the toilets have cost the fire department more taxpayers money than it takes to fix a single pot hole in less then four months.
You hungry? Think again, the food here is most likely laced with lcd and a good amount of diseases
The pizza is more rubbery than mr Johnson’s facial structure
And the panini taste like they were made before weston favell academy was even an established school.
Oh what school do you go again
The one with all the rapists in northampton
Ahhh you mean weston favell academy.
The one with all the rapists in northampton
Ahhh you mean weston favell academy.
by Womanizer349 December 01, 2021
Small co-ed prep school in New Hampshire with a rigorous academic program, accessible, caring teachers and fantastic arts and athletic programs. Sure, it's not Deerfield or Middlesex, Choate or even Exeter, but it's a quality education in a much smaller, much less competitive environment where snobbiness and bitchiness doesn't rule the day. KUA is a place where you can feel like you are part of a family, NOT a place where hazing is cool and sexual harrassment by the asshole hockey team is regarded as the shit. If you want to attend a school where you can "keep it real", be challenged and find yourself, KUA is for you.
"hey, you seem like a pretty well rounded dude with a good moral compass and good head on your shoulders, who's not into the intense pressure to keep up academically and socially at some dick of a preppie prep school!" "Yeah, I go to Kimball Union Academy, and it's all good!"
"That Canadian guy who had such harsh words for KUA must have been rejected or was expelled-what a loser!!!"
"That Canadian guy who had such harsh words for KUA must have been rejected or was expelled-what a loser!!!"
by H'er December 31, 2007
A crazy guild where shit goes down.
Seriously, they are all crazy. Their list of members includes:
a lesbian in the witness protection program
a preacher who likes Broadway musicals
a Nintendo Freak
a gimpy soccer player from Luxemburg
a woman who had twins at 17, her ex-husband is in prison for solicitation
and a girl who goes by pikachu with MPD
Seriously, they are all crazy. Their list of members includes:
a lesbian in the witness protection program
a preacher who likes Broadway musicals
a Nintendo Freak
a gimpy soccer player from Luxemburg
a woman who had twins at 17, her ex-husband is in prison for solicitation
and a girl who goes by pikachu with MPD
by freelove36 May 22, 2009
A place where the rules are held so tightly by the staff that the kids dont even know how to live. A place where they instill fear into the students in order to keep them in their cult like ways. Where being two-faced is the standard and is taught everyday by the ones in charge. where one is taught if your mind wanders outside of the bible you are now putting yourself at risk of becoming a teenage parent whether you know what sex is or not. A place where 99% of the students want nothing but freedom. A place where once you enter, you will forever be judged by those trapped inside.BEWARE.
individual one: i wish i could...
individual two: hasnt everyone?
individual one: no. i go to Northwest Baptist Academy :(
individual two: oh, im sorry.
individual two: hasnt everyone?
individual one: no. i go to Northwest Baptist Academy :(
individual two: oh, im sorry.
by escapee#5 May 30, 2011
A school where you don’t tell people you go to. Your mascots are the avengers. The administration targets colored students and kicks you out for the dumbest shit. You absolutely do not want to go to this school. You’d rather go to hell than here.
“Hey, do you know the Alliance Academy for innovations?”
“I’d rather break my own knee caps and throw myself down a hill then go there.”
“Hey, do you know the Alliance Academy for innovations?”
“I’d rather break my own knee caps and throw myself down a hill then go there.”
“Hey, do you know the Alliance Academy for innovations?”
“I’d rather break my own knee caps and throw myself down a hill than go there.”
“I’d rather break my own knee caps and throw myself down a hill than go there.”
by Jackson levy August 12, 2021
School located in amman, jordan. Full of nawar and dumb bitches. So fucking dumb that they keep asking the same question over and over. There’s this girl named leen and she’s so fucking annoying, has a high gpa but for what??? She’s fucking dumb. And Suzie is literally obsessed with Leen ugh
by imfattypatty October 22, 2019