by AriAndJoe February 12, 2022
we're having dinner, trying to work out what to do, and he keeps knowledge sharting about the history of carrots
by Commandopiranha May 22, 2017
by kassideeIsbetter February 19, 2023
The all mighty lord that farts and poops her pants on a daily basis. Whenever someone comes near her, they pass out from the immense fart smell.
by EDP(.)(.)6969 July 10, 2021
by Oqueefna March 19, 2022
This term resembles the victims face after a prank gone horribly wrong. Men have this sick urge to always fart on each other. Well, sometimes when you are sleeping, men will pants themselves and rip a hot beef right on the side of your face to increase the smell (and because it is funnier). Sometimes when said men pants themselves in preparation for the fart, a turd may slip out and hit the victim on the side of the dome piece, mimicking throwing a dart at a dart board.
Ryan: I dare you to bust a bare ass fart on Troy's head.
Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)
James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?
Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.
Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)
James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?
Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019
A Shart Flap is a piece of absorbent material, like bamboo cloth, sewn into the back of Commando brand shorts to prevent visibility of any shart aftermath.
Thank God my Commando shorts had a shart flap or people could see my Taco Bell accident that snuck up on me.
by Commando Shorts November 06, 2022