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BRUH WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU GOD DAMN KNOW WHAT SEX IS YOU IDIOT! SOME PEOPLE ARE INFECTED WITH CANCER AND THEY CANT EVEN FUCK AND YOUR MAKING FUN OF THIS PIZZA ASS SHIT! MACDONALDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CLOWN.
This is an example of when the male retard proceeds to remove his cloths and starts with a crouch position on his female sex doll cause hes to cheap for a real one
by fjwefgg uhj June 14, 2018
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Katie was staring at the guy at the park that was making her rub herself until she let out a small moan the guy looked up to see what was going on and saw her rubbing herself while looking at him he smiled and got up and walked over to her and said let’s go to my place. He kissed her lightly on lips and before they knew it the were making out on the bed exploring each other’s mouths. Katie could feel herself getting wet she had to see what Noah had under his pants she started undressing him and Noah was starting to get hard, he ripped off Katie’s clothes and started licking her pussy Katie was moaning and told him put his cock in her. He kissed her before putting his hard 10 inch cock into Katie’s vagina she was yelling for him to go harder, he was groping her boobs not slowing down any Katie was screamin while her whole body was pulsing with excitement shortly after she came all over his cock then Noah came inside her too. He pulled out starting to lick her pussy fast making her moan again she was moaning more than ever he kept licking her faster until she came again all over his face he was making sure to lick up every last bit of her cum. Katie pushed him back and she started sucking his sucking his dick trying to put all of it in her mouth she kept sucking. Noah telling her to suck faster she did as she was told sucking his dick cupping his balls in her hands then he came in her mouth She swallowed all of his juicy cum.
Guy 1: I heard Jessica and Todd has sex yesterday

Guy 2: yeah he’s so lucky she’s a real catch.
by Chillingok December 26, 2019
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Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope you don’t multiply
Boop and boop and boop that is sex
by Idkwhoiamsodontask January 3, 2021
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What every horny motherfucker wants to do have ;)
Olivia went into her best friend Daisy's room.When Olivia went into Daisy's room Daisy starting kissing her and started touching her big tits and said “Olivia this might be weird but I want to have sex with you I know we’re just friends but you make me so horny I can’t get you off my mind the way I would be fingering your sweet cunt or the way your tits would be bouncing when I fuck you with the strap on or the way I would eat you sweet pretty pussy out or marking you up putting hickeys on your beautiful neck and thighs, the whimpering mess you’d be in begging mummy for more and wanting to cum and when you cum mummy will clean you all up with her mouth if you would let me I could do it right here right now would you like that sweet girl” Daisy said.“fuck Dais I’m so fucking wet please mummy do all of what you would say make me cum please” Olivia Whined. “Ok sweet girl what you want you’ll get” Daisy pushed Olivia onto her bed and starts undressing her and kisses her neck and fingers her until she cums
by Sexy-Horny-Bitch July 9, 2022
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sex

Something I have never have but I am desperately horny and I get off to Ariana Grande.
Ben: Bro i just had sex for the first time with amanda
Me: *dies inside*
by Gogo seeweed May 10, 2022
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doing the dishes and respectfully staying away from anyone you're interested in doing unholy things with.
Chad: "Let's sex."
Stacy: "Let's sex."
Chad and Stacy: Doing the dishes and respectfully staying away from each other.
by dogflesh69 January 31, 2021
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Sex

1 get in bed with someone
2 take of your clothes and tell him/her to do the same
3 if you’re a boy, put your penis in her vagina. If you’re a girl let the boy do that
I had sex with a girl
by ManamesJeffff January 14, 2019
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