Mad Hare

(ma-add h-air)

A character of unexplainable nature. Usually extremely insane, a lovable creature who, if treated correctly, will bring you lots of luck. Always extremely attractive. Only one in existence at any time.

That Mad Hare bit my arm off and called my brother's sister his 'exquisite humping post'.

Mad Hare gave me five dollars! Then apologized for setting my house on fire! What a great guy!

by Gix Tzimisce January 20, 2009

mad jonesing

Used in the same way as the word "yearning."

Yo son, pass me the j, I'm mad jonesing for a hit.

by uro-feces August 15, 2006

Mad Dinner

Describing anything that is cool or good.

Your new car is mad dinner

by Professor Bates August 31, 2010

mad-hatted

When the condensation from your pint glass causes the coaster to stick to the bottom when you pick it up, making it look like the Mad Hatter's hat.

Dude, your beer is mad-hatted.

by looneybinproductions July 18, 2010

mad toking

toking (ripping from a bong) heavily and for a long period of time

Damn dude, you've been mad toking for the past 10 minutes. Pass me the bong!

by stoneybalogna August 22, 2017

Mad Flax

When someone is either in a drunken state and very sad or is getting mad at their Twitch chat

"Wow, he is acting Mad Flax after that woman ignored him"

by thedylanceltics9 February 19, 2022

Mad cunt

Big Keg

Random: Oi Keg you mad cunt!
Keg: What butch?
Random: You are the maddest cunt out

by Big Aussie Boi November 6, 2018