Me and my homies are going to use our "National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day" on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk
by evxnkndy March 13, 2021
Get the National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Daymug. Either what the the movie "Superbad" should have been called or a sequel to that movie for there is proof that Seth and Evan (2 of the 3 main characters) are gay for each other.
"What did you think of the movie 'Superbad'?" "To be honest, that movie should have been called 'I Now Pronounce You Seth and Evan'."
by darklordgrievous August 30, 2007
Get the I Now Pronounce You Seth and Evanmug. Evans dog is a word used to define a dog that is very cute; "Omg that dog is so Evans dog" "That cute is litteraly Evans dog" Most people use this word as a short term of amazingly cute.
by Traxz September 4, 2022
Get the Evans Dogmug. Evans are either tall and skinny or short and fat. There’s no in between. He’ll lead you on but treat you like a queen while doing so. He claims to love you when he loves someone else more. He also has a very close friend. Almost like a sidekick. They’re very similar, most likely the same body type and accent. Evan can cook too, so no need to learn, ladies!
Andrei : “I love Evan so much!”
Cynthia : “Wait, he told me he loved me last night”
Andrei : “I’m not surprised, we can just share!”
Cynthia : “Wait, he told me he loved me last night”
Andrei : “I’m not surprised, we can just share!”
by Cloud 8+1 April 15, 2020
Get the Evanmug. Biggest cock most masculine nigga ive seen id kiss him like i want him to spank my ass and squeeze Then fuck me raw blackest most alpha chad ever funny,cool,alpha,pog,retarded everything’s you want in a guy
by Bigest cocked nigga October 29, 2020
Get the Evan lerouxmug. To be one of the most annoying bitches. Evan tends to think he’s funny even though his jokes come off as cringe. The correct response to an evan is to tell him to stfu.
by moony.moon.moon October 6, 2020
Get the Evanmug. by noahbragg79 May 3, 2022
Get the evan dillworthmug.