by yawn92 September 17, 2014
by Tripnik March 05, 2014
by Phatea March 24, 2018
by loveyaa January 05, 2010
by Colorful Word Artist May 30, 2017
A phrase used to describe someone or something stupid because "dick hammer" insinuates a device used to hammer dicks and thats a pretty stupid thing to have.
I can't believe Jane lit a firecracker in her cooch and burned her gooch...she's about as smart as a dick hammer!
Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.
Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.
by Smoothy Drewballs January 14, 2012
by LJBee August 07, 2017