A short and stubby guy....who wont change no matter how bad his girlfriend wants him to and wants nothing but sex!!! He makes u laugh but can piss u off to and he dont get mad easily!! He says he will beat ur ass and as soon as he gets the chance to he never does cuzz hes chicken shit!!! Hes loud and stupid!! Hes idiotic!!! Hes a man-whore and lies usually!!!!!!!
All he wanted was sex and he wouldnt stop touching me and it made me feel so bad cuzz i didnt want it. He wassuch a freakin Thomas Trantham!!!
by LilSister5252 June 5, 2012
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That one guy is so Thomassen.
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A super cute and handsome guy with a huge penis. He is the most perfect boyfriend especially for a Sarah. Thomas will you give lots of love and attention.
by Ricketyrecked June 20, 2017
Get the Thomas mug.when you take a week old cannoli, put it into your partner's ass hole (preferably if named Donny or Pauly), then place a candle or other instrument of a wax coat over sed asshole, light the candle and melt the wax to seal the flavor like Thomas Jefferson stamping one of his world famous letters.
Hey, I just hit a new milestone in my relationship with my girlfriend. Last night she gave me the Thomas Jefferson Express!
- Nice bro, #goals
- Nice bro, #goals
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Get the Thomas mug.The act of first blowing a vape cloud in your partners asshole. They then fart out the cloud while bent over screaming "TOOT TOOT!" Extra points given if you sing the thomas the tank engine theme song and move your arms like a locomotive chanting "CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!"
"i TOTALLY DID A THOMAS THE TAINT ENGINE WITH LUCY LAST NIGHT!' "CANT WAIT TO TRY IT AGAIN, TOOT TOOT!"
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