The taste of home

A very peculiar act,
Lather a small garden shovel in cornstarch, and proceed to slap your girlfriend's clitorous several times.
Then have intercourse, while force feeding said girlfriend, a measured pound of meatloaf.

I would never think to try the taste of home with jannice

by john lenkewich November 28, 2007

texas tater chip

ejaculate on her face and smear it around.after it dries peel it off and feed it to her

after her sweet blowjob results had dried ,i fed her her texas tater chip

by the fighting armadillo January 7, 2010

Mexican Taser

When a person (mostly female) swings a load of (preferably frozen) bread into a male attacker's crotch in self defense in order to stun them.

Robber: *points a gun at shopper* "Give me your money!"
Shopper: *swings loaf of bread she was carrying into robbers balls* "MEXICAN TASER!!"
Robber: *drops the gun and screams in pain*
Shopper: *runs away*.

by Skullkan May 2, 2010

to taste the rainbow

The act of suckling on the testicles of someone who wakes you by tattooing or spray painting their testicles all the colors

of the rainbow and proceeding to tea bag you.

Greg enjoyed tasting the rainbow this morning. Kyle is so nice to him.

To taste the rainbow, make sure you don't eat anything before going to bed.

by Cheese Trailer January 28, 2014

ghastly good taste

Decor and furnishings that are untouched by human hands. You don't dare use it lest you spoil the effect. Plastic slipcovers, plastic 'authentic reproductions' and sterile decor all qualify as ghastly good taste.

My aunt's house was furnished in ghastly good taste. She had plastic slipcovers on top of the plastic slipcovers.

by nurglezone April 17, 2008

Cup-Taste

The taste left in a cup after the liquid was drank, usually hated if you would like to use the cup again for a different drink without washing it.

Man, I hate that cup-taste. I have to wash the Dr. Pepper out so my Bud won't taste like shit.

by BriarwoodBandit July 1, 2011

Taste Test The Soup

To use one's mouth to consume or taste a 'soup' of bodily fluids created in one of the body's cavities during intercourse. To eat out the area (mouth, pussy, or anus) of your partner after making a soup of bodily fluids such as cum, sweat, feces, pea, and blood.

Ty Tass: Oh wow, how did you get six fluids in such a small cavity?
St. Pu Peter: I think its time for me to Taste Test The Soup - mm, that is good. Let me send you some from above, a blessing in disguise will hit you right in between the eyes.

by G.M.H. June 2, 2009