Paleo Dad

A man who rears his child based on instinct alone

Who needs a child rearing book? They've been doing this for thousands of years without books! Thanks Paleo Dad!

by shannonjoshea October 31, 2013

Dad's 22

The gun that you threaten everyone with.

Dante: If you stand on my F****** shoe one more time... im gonna take out my dad's 22 and light this place up

Deandré: Jeez man, ill lay off. Its cool bro

by MW2 Freak December 15, 2011

Ken’s dad

Gone to get milk(basically because his son is a mistake)

Ken’s dad went to get some milk for dinner( two hours later) ... he never came back

by FCC rcbdro March 5, 2020

Fag Dads

A term used for a person with two dads

Bully: wassup Fag Dads
Ben: *cries*

by Ba ging ging November 25, 2019

Dad Dance

Jim Hopper dancing in Stranger Things.

"Hey did you see Hopper dancing in Stranger Things?"

"Yes! The dad dance king!"

by DadBodExpert December 15, 2017

Jazz dad

A common saying in New Orleans to describe A Jazz fester or an older man that plays or enjoys Jazz music

There’s some Jazz dads getting drunk at that bar

by aradyogi August 10, 2019

no dad day

on September 24th all the people with no dads will unite and get dads lmao

Friend: Yo what day is it
Me: ITS NO DAD DAY

by alexthejhit September 23, 2019