Eat a stick

When saying that you want to kill yourself but in front of a politically correct audience.

If I have to explain myself one more time I’m going to eat a stick!

by bleedbleed March 19, 2019

quarter stick

A partial erection, a chub, a rush of blood to the penis but not enough to become fully erect.

I was walking down the hall behind that girl from legal and her tight pants with no panty lines gave me a quarter stick.

by Rusty Shackles October 18, 2012

muddy stick

the act of having anal sex with your girlfriend and having her shit on your cock

i gave it to lynette in the ass and she gave me a muddy stick

by johny T. cuddler December 11, 2004

sport stick

another name for a cigarette

"Hey Syd, lets go out for a sport stick"

by tukut May 29, 2007

grazzle sticks

a nickname for the grizzly brand of dipping tobacco

yo pass the grazzle sticks broski

by gumbi mcfadden March 20, 2010

BM Stick

Short for bowel movement, it describes excrement that is stick (or log) shaped. A derogatory name, term or insult.

"You big BM stick!" shouted Jane at Harry, with a slight sneer.

by HangDog September 12, 2009

Wack Stick

USB flash drive used to stash your porn

"My wife won't find my porn because I have it stashed on my wack stick,"

by McBastard November 15, 2007