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Dead squirrel

When a woman has her legs bent and in the air missionary style but lays there dead as in a squirrel that was hit by a car.
Man1: was she a good lay bro?
Man2: nah bro. She just laid there in the dead squirrel
by Dirty Chaos June 14, 2017
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chin squirrel

A semi-beard or goatee - usually the result of a poor decision to display a lack of significent testosterone - compounded by insufficiant facial follicles. The resulting jeers have been the cause of much teenage angst and may have actually stirred the creation of the entire EMO generation. Also known as a face tail.
After an entire Summer without using a razor, Robbie shaved off his chin squirrel when Jessica and Ariel both said "OMG how cute is that? Did you grow it yourself?"
by NooYawker November 16, 2011
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Squirrel brains

Some dumb hick girl from Kentucky’s intelligence level.
Tommy your girlfriend has squirrel brains.
by Bigleagueshu June 10, 2020
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Sloppy Squirrel

When you are so excited to have sex, that you cum, and shit at the same time. Typically happens the instant the penis touches the vagina skin.
Dude, my crush that friendzoned me finally let me have sex with her, I was waiting for this for so long, all I could do was give her the Sloppy Squirrel!
by RiggaToeknee October 20, 2020
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BBQ Squirrel

BBQ Squirrel is a word used only for the bestest of best friends. You use this word when talking to your friends and lovers. If someone calls you a BBQ Squirrel it means you've been chosen to be a god. Be proud of how far you've come.
"Bro she's my BBQ Squirrel" or "goodbye my BBQ Squirrel"
by the 18 types of poop February 1, 2022
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cum squirrel

When you give a facial to someone with teeth that stick out.
Woah those are some big ass teeth... I'd love to make you my little cum squirrel and bust a nut on your face.
by Lunar Darkness May 20, 2017
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Squirrel Mouth

When your girlfriend or wife or gay lover sucks your balls during a blow job.
Does Suzy have two nuts in her mouth?

If you mean my testicles then yes, she has squirrel mouth
by Mannimal October 3, 2014
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