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Squid

Brad's got bigger squid than Dagul.
by HunnyBunny September 21, 2003
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squid

A man's penis.A guy's cock.
I was pinching my squid.
by irishluck May 17, 2008
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squicken

a half chicken half squirrel that really stoned people laugh at
bwakchatterchatter squicken
by masterchief 2117 January 17, 2011
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Squid Wank

The act of masturbation on a male by an inexperienced masturbatrix
I might have well have finished myself off, all she could manage was a Squid Wank
by vulga February 20, 2011
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squid

term used to describe young canadian motorcyclists who cry when they are pulled over by law enforcement officers.

also see. bibo
harry: "kelm got pulled over by the cops and cried."
dick: "what a squid."
by tom thumb123 November 11, 2006
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Squid

To move across the ground with one's back to the ground, hands behind you, and legs in front.
Ex 1.
Treasure hunter1: so here's the tree, what does the map say now?
Treasure hunter2: okay, squid 20 paces northwest.

Ex. 2.
Glenda: why are you squidding around the house like that? You are so weird.
Scott: I dont know, got bored of walking.
by Scott Trowbridge July 8, 2006
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squick

An onomatopoetic representation of the sounds produced from various sex acts. This includes, but is not limited to, ejaculation, penetration, masturbation, and oral sex upon a male. It is sometimes used in place of 'spooge'or 'splurt' as a sound-effect, but not always.

When vocalized or pronounced, it is similar to the sound of hacking up phlegm, but with a little bit more of a sibilance at the beginning of the sound-effect, and less of the usual hard 'h' sound.

This soud-effect is sometimes used in reply to seeing or hearing something that would, in the viewer's opinion, lead to or be worthy of any of the aformentioned sex-acts.
Bradford: Hey, look at that hot thang in the miniskirt!
Ollie: Squick! Squick-squick!

Fortinbras: Aw, nerts. The sound's out on the telly.
Magda: No problem! I'll supply the dialogue! Squick-squick-squick...
Fortinbras: Hey, that's sick!
Magda: Come on! You've never thought Mary Tyler Moore needed a little more pizazz?
by Tin Monkey October 5, 2005
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