purple spaghetti

A dildo

My purple spaghetti is hard to find

by Winchester4life October 5, 2017

Burnt betty spaghetti

Burnt betty spaghetti is a person that is ugly and is burnt

P:OMG she is so ugly and burnt

M:lmao burnt betty spaghetti

by Meow..meow..b November 14, 2020

spaghetti dog

or spaghetti dogging
choking on food
that one vine where that dog eats spaghetti and then throws it up.

“i ate my food to fast and spaghetti dogged”

by beespiders January 7, 2019

Techno Spaghetti

A mess of cables often found when allot of electronic equipment is being used, especially found in a poorly maintained 19'' rack cabinet.

Sorry that job took hours, they had a really bad case of techno spaghetti.

by The Burning Phoenix December 29, 2016

Spaghetti Syndrome

When you are a genius in school but in person you are an absolute fucking idiot.

You seriously have Spaghetti Syndrome and it annoys the hell out of me.

by SpaghettiSyndrome November 30, 2016

spaghetti cock

Flaccid penis that hangs like melting string cheese or overdone spaghetti

Ex: Superman has the grossest spaghetti cock I've ever seen!

by SupermanTyga May 25, 2014

Excuse Spaghetti

feeble attempts to explain away SignalGate scandal

Mike Waltz appeared on Laura Ingraham's White Power Hour on Fixed Noise to toss Excuse Spaghetti on the wall to see what stuck. Waltz, dancing as fast as he could, suggested that Atlantic publisher Jeff Goldberg "infiltrated" the Signal chat rather than being added to it—even though receipts show the latter to be the stone-cold truth.

by Uncle Joosie March 27, 2025