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Keep me smart

Keep giving me head 😩😩
Something weird people say to their friends on their birthday
Happy birthday Manoli ! Keep me smart 😉😉
by ManoliIsGod August 14, 2021
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smart jayden

A motherfucking smart alek who gets everything right. This person is usually lonely and doesn’t have any friends.
‘Stop being a smart Jayden!’
by NightmareDefinitions September 29, 2020
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steve smart

The best DJ ever on kiss fm #fnk #snk on for 4 hours and has a great taste of music
by jarveyboy03 November 9, 2013
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If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas

Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?
A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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National Smart People Day

This day you appreciate all your smart friends on October 23rd
"What's up, oh great wise one?"
"the fuck?"
"It's National Smart People Day!"
by Flarkwad October 15, 2020
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smarts

"I don't think I have the smarts for it" -Pinky from "Pinky and the Brain"
by Arminkshipper August 10, 2025
mugGet the smartsmug.

smart penis

Well it’s almost like smart tit but better
Hey dude stop being a smart penis and get over it.
by anonymous May 31, 2022
mugGet the smart penismug.

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