slow carlos

The slow Carlos is a state of dying slowly and painfully as the result of being shot several times in the lower gut resulting in the destruction of several vital organs.

The kid attacked Carlos with a hammer so he gave him a slow Carlos.

by Justice4Allyall October 10, 2023

Slow-getter-upper

A roommate or friend who gets up in the morning at a slow pace.

Jo is a slow-getter-upper.

by SmokeyThief July 18, 2024

Fast or Slow

Stroke Speed

“Fast or slow?” Asks Sara
“Slow.” Answers Jake
“We are over!” Exclaims Sara

by kanyesbestie November 4, 2021

slow on the bone

when you want to get it up, but you're too slow and the moment is lost

"I was gonna fuck him, but he was pretty slow on the bone..."

by paptort September 19, 2014

Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

by Shameful act of teh imerbrated June 1, 2021

slow bump

Slowly bottoming out in the girlfriends asshole

Chris slow bumped Chelsea’s asshole

by Show pony March 20, 2022

slow

Nick Is The slowest person in the world even the fastest person in the world can beat him so I think nick would be getting 2 bucks from a person.....

Nick Is like a snail Hella slow

by Very very slow March 1, 2017