Bull Shit Intolerance

Being figuratively allergic to the incessant lieing of individuals that are obviously making blatant falsehoods.

In other words: Knowing a bullshitter and his or her bullshit when you see it and effectively showing your dislike of said bullshit and or bullshitter.

Guy: I never dated that nasty whore.

Girl: -Sneezes-

Guy: You okay?

Girl: -Laughs- Oh I'm fine, I just suffer from a very serious case of Bull Shit Intolerance.

by Cowboy Lady February 12, 2010

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mustard shit

a shit with the color and texture of Dijon mustard

"Wow that really burns. Must of been a mustard shit"

by dibber88 November 29, 2009

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Passion shit

The kind of poop that either hurts so bad you want to cry, or It feels so relieving that you want to pray. Either way, you end up getting all emotional over it.

That burrito had clogged up my guts for 2 full days until I took that shirtless passion shit.

by cainraw December 11, 2009

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Shit Toleration Level

The level of shit you're willing to tolerate from a significant other.

Yo, beotch, your man has cheated on you so many times, where is your shit toleration level? Do you have one?

by Jackie007 May 1, 2011

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Shit Bridge

A floating bridge of toilet paper keeping your shit dry created by clogging a toilet with a whole roll of toilet paper then taking a dump on top of the toilet paper bridge.

The janitors were real pissed off today. Someone created a shit bridge in the bathroom and they had to use a shovel to clear it out!

by Sucio S October 21, 2011

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