Carpet Slider

A Carpet Slider is a small lesbian.

There goes a cute little carpet slider.

by Miles Bighorse October 3, 2017

The Slider Jerker

Opening a lewd image of a person, zooming onto their feet, jerking it while sliding an image towards their face, nutting when reaching their face.

THE LEWD WAS GEWD BECAUSE THERE WERE NO PIXELS
AND THE SLIDER JERKER WAS PERFECT FOR THAT

by avail- February 2, 2018

Handicap slide

Giving a handicap person a slide or pass because they are handicapped.

That guy with crutches, his first audition was good, the second... Not so much.

Yeah, they better not give him the handicap slide.

by mizsparklezz May 17, 2018

NATIONAL SLIDE DAY

NATIONAL SLIDE DAY IS WHEN YOU WEAR ANY SLIDES YOU HAVE ON MAY 4th. IF YOU HAVE ANY LOND OF SLIDES WEAR THEM ON NATIONAL SLIDE DAY WHEREVER YOU ARE.

do you have any slides at home? , because if you do let’s match on National Slide Day.

by LAYLAWAYLA June 1, 2018

someone slide

When a girl or boy wants sex drugs or just a good time hint hint

Austin said someone slide I am horny i am going to go!

by Jimmy Rodgers July 24, 2018

Monkey Slide

When person in nude are on the top branch slides down into another person with their ass spread on the bottom gets dick in there ass/vagina during tree slide.

Girl: Wanna do the Monkey Slide?
Boy: What's that?
Girl: We are nude and you slide down and get your dick up my pussy.

by YeetTheDick October 9, 2018

Turd Slide

An alternate name for a sewer.

After installing the new sewer, Tommy the Plumber took a step back and said, “Does that new turd slide look good to you?”

The plumber just fixed the turd slide, it’s safe to flush again.

by BigGuysWife November 13, 2018