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Office Sand Wedge

the sand wedge guy, if used correctly, only comes into play when someone else has messed something up, and the sad part is that the someone doesn't necessarily have to outrank the sandwedge, it could be someone inferior in the office heirarchy and still the sandwedge must come in and fix the shit cause he's the only one that can. The thing about the sand wedge is, he's ok with it, he knows his role and accepts it, becasue at some point earlier in his career he was given the big job, the lead position ... and he f'd it up.
Jackson: Dude, I can't believe how bad that went in there, how the hell are we going to recover.
Murphy: Sounds like a job for Peter.
Jackson: Peter, he had nothing to do with this mess?
Murphy: That's ok, he's the office sand wedge.
by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009
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Old man sand

The layer of fecal sediment that remains at the bottom of the toilet even after multiple flushes . Usually occurs after your dad or grandfather has used the toilet
Dad left his old man sand in the toilet again.
by NachoDad1557 March 21, 2019
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sand blåste neger

I white male that is behaving like a nigger
din sand blåste neger!
by Evo-kun December 7, 2020
mugGet the sand blåste negermug.

Chillin with Ms. Sand

Will: Why couldn't you go to the party last night?

Zack: My mom wouldn't let me. She was chillin with Ms. Sand.
by jaey meelz March 16, 2010
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Salty sand hole

When you lick a females asshole after she was sitting on the beach all day.
Man sandy's ass hole was like sand paper..she has one salty sand hole.
by The big bad carpet muncher December 21, 2019
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arabian sand storm

when a man places his testicles on another person's eyelids, then procedes to fart into the person's mouth.
My roommate didn't smell the arabian sand storm comin >:)
by ultimateJ June 23, 2004
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sand people sounds

The sound that Fat girl you knew in College made during sex.
Man remember that girl in College? The one in the room beside us who always made those Sand People Sounds?
by DanoFundified March 31, 2017
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