a Texas tire shop is when you bring someone into the garage and check how much shit is stored in their anal cavity.
by DanielTheSquid October 25, 2015
by jamgirl April 20, 2009
the act of going to an art gallery or museum and checking out all the penises on the paintings/sculptures
I'm going to the Museum of Fine Arts this weekend to do a little penis window shopping. You want to come with?
by peniswindowshopper March 14, 2010
If you want to get some pussy, you'll have to shop the chop, cause if you get the chop, you'll get no pussy.
by griz October 18, 2004
I love women like her. She's a real Shop Keeper.
by RJ September 04, 2004
A person, who habitually hangs out at bike shops. For no good reason, other than to talk "shop". Often unemployed, broke, and without a life of their own, they take up the majority of your time, without spending any money.
"I had three projects on the go, but I couldn't get anything done with the shop fly buzzing around all the time. He's always asking stupid, fucking questions, while I'm trying to finish a project."
by D. Gould January 18, 2006
When at the mall,grocery store,gas station ect.. and acting like your shopping but really are trying to get a women to take interest in you.
I'm telling you walking into the grocery store with my uniform on makes pussy shopping so easy, like shooting fish in a barrel
by Animal man March 25, 2013