1. The acted of getting so drunk that you act like you are mentaly retarded.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.
Tyler wanted to get retarded this weekend, and acomplished his mission when he couldn't even get out of the van with out falling.
Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.
Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.
by Jimboozie November 4, 2003

In reference to the video game world. A menu retard is one who infuriatingly frequently chooses the wrong option on the menu.
Archie - Francis, why do you keep going into Display Settings when you clearly require the options listed in Control Settings? You are such a Menu Retard!
by Ambercrombie and Felch February 27, 2009

Where you're a real and official retard, so if someone is being more than just a retard they are a
Certified Retard.
Certified Retard.
by datboi334 May 10, 2021

A person who, no matter what the situation, will choose the worst course of action. They appear to be compulsively driven to make poor choices, stupid comments and even worse life decisions.
This person is often caught up in small details that have little if nothing to do with the larger picture, or situation at hand.
This person is often caught up in small details that have little if nothing to do with the larger picture, or situation at hand.
WTF dude! This is the third time today you've got your dick caught in the vacuum. You must be Obsessive Retarded.
by Evil-Stevil November 9, 2010

To be comidicly-retarded is to be completely unaware of the joke at hand. As the great General Sam once said "some of you are comidicly-retarded. Pronunciation is rather simple: com-ee-dic-ly re-tar-ded.
This fucking asshole here. Doesn't even get the joke and he sits there bobbin' his stupid head along. He's comidicly-retarded.
by iamthedizzione May 5, 2019

What my computer does daily whenever it freezes or doesn't work right. I.T. tells me to reboot, their answer to everything!
by Rhgrafix September 2, 2013

Long Haired Truckee you will be able to find in any community that is classified as -Bogan- he will act stupid and do retarded thing to make you laugh
by Blackhole Depression July 18, 2017
